I can't cough cough I am sick

Dear Anonymous,


Being sick is stupid for the following reasons:

1. it doesn't care if you had plans.
2. it really doesn't care if you were home alone
3. it doesn't care if it makes you feel like you are A.) bulimic B.)pregnant or C.) drunk neither of which are good
4. it doesn't care if your are stealing all the attention on your sisters birthday weekend even if you don't want it

but yet, I am still in a fetal position on the bed because it cares enough to make sure I am too nauseous to go to Benihanas.

cough cough,
Kacie