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Dear Anonymous,

Today is a funny day...

1. My friend Brady has to do a power-point on cocaine (and how harmful it is) because he made a Kurt Cobain joke in Health class.

2. My transmission gave out in my family's car (at a stoplight) while we were car-pooling people

3. I have said the wrong things at the wrong time in almost every occasion today

4. I told my nephew that a lot of girls are going to like him when he grows up and he replied,"Ya and I am going to wink at them and tell them I love them." I, being a teenage girl myself, replied, "No, you are going to tell them that you are going on a mission." He laughed and agreed. We will see how long this will last.

5. What I said in Psych today, "No Jonathon not every shirtless male is Taylor Lautner." I didn't even intend it to be funny.

6. Also in Psych my teacher said, "Stop saying all the ones that are meant to be motherly look like Justin Bieber."

7. The elevator at my school is padded. I may just feel crazier being inside with padded walls all around me and no windows.

8. I couldn't decide whether to capitalize in this post or not. So, I decided to do half and half.

kiss kiss is so cliche,
Kacie Leigh

sometimes its okay to not make sense

Dear Anonymous,

Chelsey, What should I blog about?

I don't know. I cannot think about that... I don't know what to wear

Perfect. I thought.

I will write a poem about not knowing what to wear...

Joke. I am not going to lie though, I tried. But, thank goodness for the backspace button because that was one of the worst poems I have ever written. That is really saying something considering I wrote an ode to the scratchy bathroom mirrors at school and another that included a microwave and a toothbrush.

kiss kiss,
Kacie

p.s. I hope you enjoyed that raw bit of me.